Nicole Kristin
16. bowler. harry potter fan. cook. crafty.
16. bowler. harry potter fan. cook. crafty.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
(Source: frustgaytion, via god-4lso-farts)
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via hagridstolemydragon)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
(via ohmygo)
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via grindelwalding)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show each other funny text posts
“Hey, look at what I just reblogged.”
