Nicole Kristin
16. bowler. harry potter fan. cook. crafty.
16. bowler. harry potter fan. cook. crafty.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
(via ohmygo)
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via grindelwalding)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show each other funny text posts
“Hey, look at what I just reblogged.”
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(via goingbananaswithgerbils)
